Do the percolator!
Trunk Monkey! What a genius idea. Never leave your car unattended in a bad part of town again! Sign me up.
I’m not gonna lie, I fucking love this video.
So let me break it down for you.
A) Who throws a bike at someone? I’ll tell you, this badass.
B) The thieves slide across the street like a scene straight out of Hollywood. There plan was completely wrecked by the man’s bike.
C) Who rides a scooter? Only in China is it acceptable for a man to ride bitch on a fucking scooter. They had to of thought that they were the hottest shit in town, cruisin’ on their Vespa bumpin’ Backstreet Boys and swinging their nun chucks around their heads.
